Getting in Shape - TG, Preg "Hey, Nick! Where's the peanut butter?!" Milton called from the kitchen. He'd only been in the house for a couple of days and hadn't figured out all the little places that Nick kept his snack foods. As he turned again, the knife slipped out of his hand and fell clattering to the floor. Bending down to get it, he was reminded of the roll of fat around his mid-section. He didn't feel out of shape, but he didn't look in shape either. It was probably just another one of the many reasons Katherine had dumped him.
Straightening up with a sigh, he shook his head at the thought. Katherine was the past, and he had to move on. Maybe if he worked out a little, he could shape up and get a new girlfriend; a better one. But right now he wanted a peanut butter and salsa sandwich to wake him up and clear his sinuses.
Greatest TreasureAlexis was a skilled theif and loved jewels. She did not meet a single museum or bank that kept from claiming her prizes. Her home was filled with jewels of all sizes and of all known fmailies, rubies, sapphires, emeralds, diamonds, pearls, gold, silver, platinum etc... But despite her wonderful collection, it still wasn't enough. Alexis desired more and more and went to the ends of the Earth to sate her compulsion.
One day, Alexis uncovered a map inside one of the crystalline vases she stole from a museum. The map had very specific direction to a tomb buried deep in the sands of the Sahara Desert, within was rumored to be a chamber filled with treasures that mankind has yet to fathome. This tempation was too great. The next morning, Alexis was on a plane and ready to seek out her prize.
The map was authentic, the directions were perfect and Alexis quickly uncovered the lost tomb. The coordinates fo